A very long time ago, on a unique planet, (known to some as let's treat it like dirt), mammals took over the earth.
At least they thought they did. Or made others believe they owned what they did not. It is unclear when Orange Utans split off the tree of evolution. Then came the great regression to hairy times.
Sensitive creatures that they are, some can be spotted in their natural habitat wearing baseball caps as they attempt to mimic human behavior.