Pages

Monday, November 12, 2012

If Supervillains Were Real...


I AM GALACTOR, DEVOURER OF GALAXIES. I WAS FORGED IN THE HIGH GRAVITY WORLD OF DARKSOR. I SURVIVED MY TRANSFORMATION AFTER I WAS RADIOACTIVATED. EXPERIMENTED ON. DROPPED ON MY HEAD. BORN THIS WAY. 

I AM PURE EVIL. I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR PUNY LITTLE GALAXY. PREPARE TO BE EATEN, PEOPLE OF EARTH. MUAHAHHHAAHHA...

Sir?

WHAT?!?

I have a telepathic transmission from your wife. She says that humans are not very nutritious and cetaceans contain too much fat. She also says that if you do not stop with this nonsense of "DEVOURING GALAXIES", she is leaving you and moving to a parallel universe. 
Posted by at
Labels: , , ,

16 comments:

  1. Al PenwasserNovember 13, 2012 12:43 AM

    Some call me...Oprah.

    ReplyDelete
  2. SultanNovember 13, 2012 3:11 AM

    Maybe an antimatter sandwich instead?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Antares CryptosNovember 14, 2012 10:47 PM

      I like the imploding image.
      Correction: One likes the imploding image.;)

      Delete
  3. AlittlespriteNovember 13, 2012 3:36 AM

    ...also, can you pick up some milk while you're out.

    ReplyDelete
  4. Vinny CNovember 13, 2012 6:12 AM

    Next thing she'll say is he can only consume low-fat galaxies with artificial lifeforms. Seriously, that'll just take all the fun right out of it.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Antares CryptosNovember 14, 2012 10:50 PM

      Dude, seriously, get it together...
      You forgot that it must be organic with sproutseednutsies.

      Delete
  5. David BatistaNovember 13, 2012 3:48 PM

    Sounds a bit like Doomsday. Hmmmm . . .

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Antares CryptosNovember 14, 2012 10:50 PM

      Ever notice that only superheroes have to deal with RL issues?

      Delete
  6. DB StewartNovember 14, 2012 4:11 AM

    I bet galaxies are way high in saturated fat. Just like ours.

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Antares CryptosNovember 14, 2012 10:51 PM

      But always remember, they are now trans fat free.

      Delete
  7. PearlNovember 15, 2012 12:30 PM

    :-) ha ha!!

    You and I have things in common, Antares. I'm diggin' it.

    Pearl

    ReplyDelete
  8. MegNovember 16, 2012 11:02 AM

    Did you read about the "newest" orphan planet? Seven times the size of Jupiter. Tasty snack?

    ReplyDelete
    Replies
    1. Antares CryptosNovember 16, 2012 10:16 PM

      The question is who is going to snack on whom?

      It's fascinating and close enough to study, probably many more out there.

      Delete

I get paid in com(pli)ments.
Comment, Discuss or Foruminate.
Feel free to talk amongst yourselves.

Subscribe to: Post Comments (Atom)