Monday, November 12, 2012

If Supervillains Were Real...


I AM GALACTOR, DEVOURER OF GALAXIES. I WAS FORGED IN THE HIGH GRAVITY WORLD OF DARKSOR. I SURVIVED MY TRANSFORMATION AFTER I WAS RADIOACTIVATED. EXPERIMENTED ON. DROPPED ON MY HEAD. BORN THIS WAY. 

I AM PURE EVIL. I SHALL DEVOUR YOUR PUNY LITTLE GALAXY. PREPARE TO BE EATEN, PEOPLE OF EARTH. MUAHAHHHAAHHA...

Sir?

WHAT?!?

I have a telepathic transmission from your wife. She says that humans are not very nutritious and cetaceans contain too much fat. She also says that if you do not stop with this nonsense of "DEVOURING GALAXIES", she is leaving you and moving to a parallel universe. 

16 comments:

  1. Maybe an antimatter sandwich instead?

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    1. I like the imploding image.
      Correction: One likes the imploding image.;)

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  2. ...also, can you pick up some milk while you're out.

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  3. Next thing she'll say is he can only consume low-fat galaxies with artificial lifeforms. Seriously, that'll just take all the fun right out of it.

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    1. Dude, seriously, get it together...
      You forgot that it must be organic with sproutseednutsies.

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  4. Sounds a bit like Doomsday. Hmmmm . . .

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    1. Ever notice that only superheroes have to deal with RL issues?

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  5. I bet galaxies are way high in saturated fat. Just like ours.

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    1. But always remember, they are now trans fat free.

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  6. :-) ha ha!!

    You and I have things in common, Antares. I'm diggin' it.

    Pearl

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  7. Did you read about the "newest" orphan planet? Seven times the size of Jupiter. Tasty snack?

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    1. The question is who is going to snack on whom?

      It's fascinating and close enough to study, probably many more out there.

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