If cats had their own Oscars, their selections might be different than ours.
Best Sound Effects:
Best non-foreign foreign existential documentary: Henri
Best Action Movie (subtitled):
Harley: Hey Bambi. Whatchya doing?
Deer: Doe.
Harley: Oh, it's a game? Okay, I'll play.
Deer: Doe doe doe.
Harley: You're a...ummm...a riverdancer?
Deer: Doe doe.
Harley: Dances with grass?
Deer: Doe doe.
Harley: This is getting a little boring. The Wizard of Oz.
Deer: Doe doe doe doe dee.
Harley: No? Maybe I'm approaching this the wrong way. I think it's trying to communicate. It's Morse code, right?
f-mmpls---smlafrmp----a-k. That makes no sense.
Why do the weirdos always find me? Maybe if I ignore her she'll go away?
Harley: HEY! WTH? DOROTHY! WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH YOU?!
Deer: Doe big.
Harley: I don't know what you're talking about.
GO ON, SHOO! GET OUT OF HERE!
I SAID NOW, DEER TOURETTES. Go impress the tall green stuff over there with your tap dancing.
You're not a bull, buckaroo.
VACATE MY PREMISES OR I'LL EAT YOU!
Jeesh. Wildlife walks onto my property and shows no respect for the food chain. What's the world coming too?
Very Good - put a smile on my face this morning AC.
ReplyDeleteCheers for that!
I knew that deer would lose.
ReplyDeleteAw. c'mon, put up the video for Henri. It's no big deal. :)
ReplyDeleteWhoa whoa whoa....two things...
ReplyDelete1. Is that deer packing a scrotum?
2. So I guess it's possible for deer to be transgender...?
3. Isn't it sad that I'm staring at a deer's crotch?
Okay, THREE things.
Think I'll go look for Mrs. Penwasser.
@dbs, perfect example that size does not matter.
ReplyDelete@David, I did. By linking to yours.:)
@Al,
1.I believe you're looking at an udder.
2. I'll let you look into that.
3. I don't know.
4. But the cat has invisiballs.
@Blogger, your new commenting format does not work for me.
ReplyDelete@Alistair, most welcome. Cats have a tendency to do that.
@Laoch, agreed.
WOO! That action pic left me on the edge of my seat.. I am all actioned out.
ReplyDeletep.s who takes on a CAT? seriously...
Cats...there's no reasoning with them.
ReplyDelete@Sprite, I know, it was tense.:)
ReplyDeleteMakes me laugh how he just sits there, completely unfazed by a stomping deer.
@Robert, I gave up trying a long time ago.