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Monday, December 10, 2012

Technological Miscommunication

Me: Where are you?

                        Waiting for my rectal can. 

Are you shopping online again?

                        Rental Car.

Please cough.

                        I hate technology right now.

13 comments:

  1. I'm anal (pardon the pun) about these things. I always double and even triple check my messages before I send them out. I *hate* auto correct!

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  2. Great! Now I have to go to the bathroom.

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    1. @David, I never use it, it corrects correct scientific terms and is the most useless software out there. LOL. Me too. Except that it is amusing to read when someone has not disabled it.

      @Jon, you're welcome.
      Mine too.:)

      @Al, don't forget to bring your can.
      I don't know what that means, but I think you're rubbing off on me.

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  3. My Husband has predictive text.. and some of the weird stuff he txts me... I HATE it.

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  4. Weird coincidence...my new vehicle (3 months now) has been recalled and the early word is that it cannot be fixed. Apparently it will spontaneously catch fire someday soon. While they decide if they are going to replace our vehicle (or the engine) we will be driving a rectal can. You know what I mean. (I think I just trumped your Monday moment.)

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    1. I think you did, my friend.
      I wonder what such a vehicle would look like. Unicycle?
      Sorry about your new car though. *reverse clap*

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  5. Ah yes, I have someone who is in need of a rectal adjustment.... ;-)

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  6. Freud once said "There are no accidents."

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    1. Ha! Freud never had a cell phone. :D

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    2. @Laoch, Freud is no longer with us.
      @Meg, lol, nice one.

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