Friday, December 28, 2012

Ode To Coffee



BC (Before Coffee)

Who moved the kitchen?
Cats! Why are there so many cats?
Why is it that one has to be awake to make coffee before one is awake to make coffee?
Where did all the cats come from? Why are they in the kitchen?
Incomplete thoughts and senten
Write to do list: TOO Do Dodo Thndo Frodo The ffpmppp TO DO
1. Fix something
2. Can't remember
3. Still can't remember
4. Can't believe how much work I have to do
5. Write to do list
6-10. Do something
11. Drink coffee

AD (After Drug)

The molecular structure of coffee is enhancing my neuronal activity. To do today:
1. Feed cats, make coffee and breakfast for HQ, paint cabinets, organize papers
2. Say YES to any new project
3. Paint masterpiece fresco on ceiling
4. Speed read 5 books
5. Prove new theorem
6. HOMG! I AM A GENIUS!!!!
7. World domination
8. Design groundbreaking new space ship
9. Go for a run

16 comments:

  1. Must remember to not use todo lists. Too much guilt ...

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  2. You know how much I love coffee. Plus, thanks to her now going to law school, Mrs. C is hooked on it too, so there's no more, "coffee is not good for you" talk in our house.

    She even approved a new coffee machine next year!

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    1. Yes. And I know where your secret coffee bunker is. She'll require copious amounts.

      Shouldn't put ideas in your head...fresh roast...french press...

      Vinny? Viiiiinnnnnyyyy!!!!

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  3. Nnnnuurgh...........what? Kaw-fee?


    Mmmmm. Oh yeah.

    Cheers.

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    1. Am I right?
      Let's not forget green tea.*cough*;)

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  4. Ha - love this, Ant!

    And I think you and Vinny will appreciate this ---

    http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/the-case-for-drinking-as-much-coffee-as-you-like/265693/

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    1. Thank you, Claire.
      I have read about the claims, personally I set limits.
      Everything in moderation, otherwise one ends up with delusions of grandeur;)

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  5. Gotta have my coffee, even during our kitchen renovation (still going on, although the end is in sight. Soon, very soon, we'll get our granite countertop and a sink back). During the reno time, we have the coffee maker on the back of the toilet. Which kinda makes sense, if you think about it. Since coffee is a diuretic, having my "joe" in the loo saves me a couple steps.
    I try not to think how gross that is.

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    1. Tooo.much.visual.information.
      Wonder what your kitchen would look like without the coffee though.

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  6. In my house, people know not to talk to me until after I have had my coffee... and I drink decaff!

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    1. Most people are aware of this, except for the cats.

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    2. They are aware...just don't care.

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    3. BOL. Let's agonize comatose human being.

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