BC (Before Coffee)
Who moved the kitchen?
Cats! Why are there so many cats?
Why is it that one has to be awake to make coffee before one is awake to make coffee?
Where did all the cats come from? Why are they in the kitchen?
Incomplete thoughts and senten
Write to do list:
1. Fix something
2. Can't remember
3. Still can't remember
4. Can't believe how much work I have to do
5. Write to do list
6-10. Do something
11. Drink coffee
AD (After Drug)
The molecular structure of coffee is enhancing my neuronal activity. To do today:
1. Feed cats, make coffee and breakfast for HQ, paint cabinets, organize papers
2. Say YES to any new project
3. Paint masterpiece fresco on ceiling
4. Speed read 5 books
5. Prove new theorem
6. HOMG! I AM A GENIUS!!!!
7. World domination
8. Design groundbreaking new space ship
9. Go for a run
Must remember to not use todo lists. Too much guilt ...
ReplyDeleteHa! Daily habit of futility.
DeleteYou know how much I love coffee. Plus, thanks to her now going to law school, Mrs. C is hooked on it too, so there's no more, "coffee is not good for you" talk in our house.
ReplyDeleteShe even approved a new coffee machine next year!
Yes. And I know where your secret coffee bunker is. She'll require copious amounts.
DeleteShouldn't put ideas in your head...fresh roast...french press...
Vinny? Viiiiinnnnnyyyy!!!!
Nnnnuurgh...........what? Kaw-fee?
ReplyDeleteMmmmm. Oh yeah.
Cheers.
Am I right?
DeleteLet's not forget green tea.*cough*;)
Ha - love this, Ant!
ReplyDeleteAnd I think you and Vinny will appreciate this ---
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2012/11/the-case-for-drinking-as-much-coffee-as-you-like/265693/
Thank you, Claire.
DeleteI have read about the claims, personally I set limits.
Everything in moderation, otherwise one ends up with delusions of grandeur;)
Gotta have my coffee, even during our kitchen renovation (still going on, although the end is in sight. Soon, very soon, we'll get our granite countertop and a sink back). During the reno time, we have the coffee maker on the back of the toilet. Which kinda makes sense, if you think about it. Since coffee is a diuretic, having my "joe" in the loo saves me a couple steps.
ReplyDeleteI try not to think how gross that is.
Tooo.much.visual.information.
DeleteWonder what your kitchen would look like without the coffee though.
*clap*
ReplyDelete*Bows*
DeleteIn my house, people know not to talk to me until after I have had my coffee... and I drink decaff!
ReplyDeleteMost people are aware of this, except for the cats.
DeleteThey are aware...just don't care.
DeleteBOL. Let's agonize comatose human being.
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