At the Antares Teleportation Agency we seek to provide excellent customer service to anyone who needs to get somewhere instantaneously.
Late for work? Need a vacation but cannot take time off? Dissatisfied with poor spaceline travel, long wait times at spaceports and cancelled flights due to space storms? Has your luggage been sent to a different galaxy, yet again? Have you returned with an extraterrestrial parasite? Has the FTL drive malfunctioned and your grandchild returns older than you?
Then welcome to the Antares Teleportation Agency. We use star-powered teleportation units to disintegrate you at your original location of origin and reassemble your molecular information at your destination of choice. Imagine the possibilities that we offer:
You could be here for your lunch hour:
|Rainforest Botanical Garden, Brazil|
Explore ancient ruins during a day trip and return to your own bed at night:
|Ta Prohm Temple, Cambodia|
Unique adventure destinations for those "extra-special" people in your life are also available upon request.
Special discount rates apply to teleportation commuters.
Why wait? Life is infinite, teleportation is instant.We accept payment by thought, DNA patent and local planet currency.