I understand that as a performance artist the muse strikes you when she does and must be obeyed. I particularly enjoy the part where you use your own physical form to explore and present the effects of climate change. Using natural lighting, framed by everyday objects such as windows is conceptually brilliant and illustrates your commitment to your artistic integrity.
Your repertoire is extensive and must require hours of preparation. The moonlight glinting off your ghostly form was particularly memorable.
Could you kindly provide me with your performance schedule, including your matinee shows, so we can adjust our curtains accordingly?
Truly not yours,