Apparently we are not the only species that is capable of feeling entitled to something that does not always belong to us.
Reporter: Black Mask agreed to talk to us if we do not reveal his identity.
Black Mask, how long have you been acquiring Bob's pebbles?
Black Mask: Let's see. This is my fourth mating season.
Reporter: Are you not worried that you will get caught?
Black Mask: Naaaaah. Look around you, there are 5 million of us. I blend right in.
Reporter: Any reason that you have chosen Bob in particular?
Black Mask: Yeah. He has a good eye for the nicest rocks. Knows just what the ladies like.
Not that sharp though, if you know what I mean...
Reporter: Not really.
Black Mask: Hey Bob. Larry was looking for you. Said he found some really nice pebbles 30 nests down.
Bob: Uukay. Thanks, man. I owe you one.
Reporter: Which one is Larry?
Black Mask: Who is Larry?
BOL!. how funny..
ReplyDeleteI heard Black Mask with a strong pommy accent in my head. Like Handsome Rob in the Italian Job (2003)
Yeah, LOL! Criminal penguins. Blimey! What is the continent coming to?
ReplyDeleteOh, and Sprite . . . I heard him with a Brooklyn accent. :)
One has always suspected those sneaky penguins.
ReplyDeletePoor Bob...you would think the videographer would help him out a little. He's just watching the whole thing behind his lens, more concerned with getting it all on tape. Damn Penguin Paparrazzi...huh, I guess they ARE a lot like humans.
ReplyDelete@ Sprite, I agree, it's hilarious.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Would totally fit. "The Penguin Heist"
I couldn't believe that he stands there and sly scopes things out over his shoulder/flipper.:)
@David, it's pretty funny.
A "foget abat it" accent would work too.;)
@Laoch, those streamlined bodies are used for deception.
@Nari, good one, filming caught in the act just to get it on YouTube. I mean, really. Someone should have helped poor Bob.
It's just so funny to watch.. "The Nest Job"
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ReplyDeleteSprite, I agree.:)
ReplyDeleteThe nest job, lol.
I meant slyly, because sly scope makes no sense.
Stupid spelling.
dbs, precisely! :)
It's like I said, the rest of nature is just as screwed as we are. Oddly, it's consoling.
ReplyDeleteYou're right. Great minds do think alike.
Hell yeah get it.
ReplyDelete@Vinny, pretty much. Comforting nonetheless.
ReplyDelete*high five* It was interesting to see your version.
@Biff, hello.
Okay.
Attracting females with rocks? Sounds great.
ReplyDeleteAnd a helluva lot cheaper than dinner and a movie.
Al, rocks last forever.
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